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Old 05-03-2013, 01:44 PM
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Default How to tell the sex of a male /female Caddis fly.

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone"

Sorry, just had to do it......


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Default Re: How to tell the sex of a male /female Caddis fly.

LOL
Thank you for sharing
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Default Re: How to tell the sex of a male /female Caddis fly.

Funny!

I was thinking it had something to do with rattling, but I like this one better !
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Default Re: How to tell the sex of a male /female Caddis fly.

Hahahahahaha!
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Default Re: How to tell the sex of a male /female Caddis fly.

It's easy to see the difference. The hard part is getting their little legs apart.
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