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    Default Two Nuns

    I visited the U.K. Site tonight for the first time in months, do I miss it? Not really, however I did find this, found it extremely funny.

    Two nuns

    Two nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

    "That’s odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

    Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.

    The vendor is pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excitedly, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to un-wrap their ‘dogs’.

    The mother superior begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part… did you get…?"
    Eddie
    "We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation."
    Voltaire

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    *Rimshot*



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    Thanks for the chuckle Eddie!

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    Thanks Eddie. That was funny. The family was sitting around the living room after dinner, and I turned on the tablet. I read the joke you posted just as I took a big drink of milk, and most of it came out my nose. It was worth the embarrasment
    " I'm just a cook " Casey Ryback, Under Siege

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    Quote Originally Posted by siege View Post
    .......just as I took a big drink of milk, and most of it came out my nose. It was worth the embarrasment

    LMAO..
    To this day I can remember the first and only time that happened to me just after I had my tonsils out in the third grade....The thought of it still makes me howl.

    B.E.F.

    -To conserve and protect our sporting outdoor heritage
    ----through responsible wildlife and natural resource
    ---------stewardship, and educated ethical use.

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