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  1. Default [Joke] Buy a Conservative Car

    A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day, complaining
    that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this!
    he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" He continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

    The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd
    say, "Beethoven" she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!"
    She'd get one of their awesome songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she
    swerved in time to avoid them. "A$$HOLES!" She yelled....

    The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
    Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton
    on sax.

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  2. Default Re: [Joke] Buy a Conservative Car

    HEY! I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT!!!!














































    LOL! J/K
    All Means All

  3. Default Re: [Joke] Buy a Conservative Car

    you looking to get banned right before the give-a-way?

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    That is hilarious!!! You know better then to think I would be some demmy!

    In all actuality I run with the Constitution Party and voted for Peroutka.

    All Means All

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    Default Re: [Joke] Buy a Conservative Car

    I was actually hoping Judge Moore would run as the constitution party's candidate for President.
    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._1276302_n.jpg

    I'd rather hunt fish than bait deer any day.

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    Interesting.
    When I heard that joke here in California, the woman screamed A$$hole and the radio tuned to Rush Limbaugh.

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    Default Re: [Joke] Buy a Conservative Car

    I think it would do that for "addict" as well.
    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._1276302_n.jpg

    I'd rather hunt fish than bait deer any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigCliff
    I was actually hoping Judge Moore would run as the constitution party's candidate for President.
    I would love to just see anyone within the Constitution party get the job. Not too fond of the top two parties.
    All Means All

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    Default Re: [Joke] Buy a Conservative Car

    Oh I didn't want him to win, I just wanted him to take a third of the Shrub's votes.

    I am helping a independent candidate with a gubernatorial run here in Texas. Check out www.kinkyfriedman.com. From his site: "Speaking of support, I want to thank everybody who's logged on to this website and made a contribution to the campaign. It doesn't matter whether the contributions are big or small - remember, I'm for the little fellers, not the Rockefellers."
    http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._1276302_n.jpg

    I'd rather hunt fish than bait deer any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigCliff
    Oh I didn't want him to win, I just wanted him to take a third of the Shrub's votes.
    Never heard that one before.. If you wanna make a real impression, come up with some original material..
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    Paid For By The Kinky Friedman For Governor Campaign
    If you want to put Kinky on the ballot: We NEED your signatures in 2006, right after the Democratic and Republican primaries.
    I wasnt aware Bush was running for governor.. Silly me.
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