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    Default Rye Bread.

    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

    The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

    The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

    The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high And you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

    So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.

    As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

    He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

    He said, "I want 5 loaves."

    She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

    He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me."





    I'm off to find a Bakery!!!!!!
    When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost. - Billy Graham"

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    Default Re: Rye Bread.

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
    When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
    every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On
    and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
    feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs
    she had endured.

    Finally, after listening for a sufficient length of time, the
    therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
    stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband
    watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down
    as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said,
    "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

    "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I fish."

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    Default Re: Rye Bread.

    For their 50th Wedding anniversery, a fellow bought his wife a filmy, lacy nighty. She went into the bathroom to put it on while he waited in the bedroom. When she tried to put it on, she couldn't make heads or tails of all the laces and what not, got frustrated and threw it down, and walked out of the bathroom naked. The guy said, "For what I paid for that, they might have ironed it!"

    "Every [child] has the right to a first fish. On this particular planet, no man is granted a greater privilege than to be present and to assist in the realization of this moment". Bill Heavey

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