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  1. #11
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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    I'll try to start again. Offer advice, then state your problem. All in one post so the thread will flow smoothly .

    My kid's cat doesn't seem to understand how to use a litterbox. What should I do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikechell View Post
    I still want a better answer to getting rid of pesty kids.
    Bring a 12 ga shotgun filled with 00 buckshot, that should do the trick!

    Its cold outside and I want to go fishing, any ideas what I should do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ia_trouter View Post
    My kid's cat doesn't seem to understand how to use a litterbox. What should I do?
    Sell the cat, I never liked them anyways!

    What's the best way to start fly tying?
    Larry


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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    Dirty laptop screen, car not running right, gunshot wound, fish too small, noisy kids, being shot in a bear suit etc.

    You should just click my username and search my threads, I'm pretty sure I've addressed all those topics and more using my common sense experience based replies.

    My problem: I think people actually read my posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardyreels View Post
    Dirty laptop screen, car not running right, gunshot wound, fish too small, noisy kids, being shot in a bear suit etc.

    You should just click my username and search my threads, I'm pretty sure I've addressed all those topics and more using my common sense experience based replies.

    My problem: I think people actually read my posts.
    Just ban everybody who doesn't favorite a post.
    "We are all puppets, Laurie. I'm just the puppet who can see the strings." -Doctor Manhattan

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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    All of you taking this too seriously are fired. I thought this would be easier lol. There is nothing serious about this thread. I will explain this again later if necessary. Once the thread slows down I promise it isn't complicated.

    You briefly solve the previous problem, then you briefly ask for advice. You can "quote" the question you are answering if you like. When it slows down that will usually not be necessary.

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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Hardyreels View Post
    My problem: I think people actually read my posts.
    Except for this one ... you don't have a problem, no one IS reading them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ia_trouter View Post
    My kid's cat doesn't seem to understand how to use a litterbox. What should I do?
    Duct tape it to the litter box. Force feed it for a few days until it's used the box several times.


    My problem: I want to retire, but I don't have any money saved up. What do I do?

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    Mikechell

    You need to put a second mortgage on your house and buy all the lotto tickets you can. That will put the odds in your favor and you will win for sure.

    I am changing the oil in my truck now but I discovered I only have one quart of new oil. What can I use to fill it up the rest of the way so the oil light will go off?

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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by mikechell View Post
    Except for this one ... you don't have a problem, no one IS reading them.

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    Duct tape it to the litter box. Force feed it for a few days until it's used the box several times.


    My problem: I want to retire, but I don't have any money saved up. What do I do?
    Silly, just rob a nun!

    My problem: Erectile dysfunction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mridenour View Post
    My problem: Erectile dysfunction.
    If your wife suggests you need Viagra, don't stand for that talk. Instead you should suggest she buy treadmill. That will solve all your sexual problems.

    I think my stove is leaking and my kitchen smells like gas. What should I do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ia_trouter View Post
    I think my stove is leaking and my kitchen smells like gas. What should I do?
    Light a match over the stove to verify the smell is gas or not!


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