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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by mcnerney View Post
    What do you tie a pheasant tail nymph with?
    Use pheasant tail fibers of course, we don't have pheasants here what should I do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardyreels View Post
    Use pheasant tail fibers of course, we don't have pheasants here what should I do?
    Go to your local pet store, and just pluck some feathers off any color bird you like.
    I've been having trouble sleeping, any suggestions?

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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Hardyreels View Post
    Use pheasant tail fibers of course, we don't have pheasants here what should I do?
    You should shoot some bald eagles for a substitute. You will surely have extra feathers so sell the rest on ebay.

    My property taxes are too high. I'd rather buy a new fly rod.

    EDIT: Thread still fast and I stepped on Nevada. Just grab a problem to solve and roll with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ia_trouter View Post
    You should shoot some bald eagles for a substitute. You will surely have extra feathers so sell the rest on ebay.

    My property taxes are too high. I'd rather buy a new fly rod.
    Bank Robbery is a good way to do both.


    My dog keeps pissing on the floor, how can I stop him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curtis View Post
    Bank Robbery is a good way to do both.


    My dog keeps pissing on the floor, how can I stop him.
    Just keep him on the bed. Keeps the floor clean.
    My wife is sick, and I'm a germaphobe. Any advice?

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    Get a new one. Shes wore out anyways.

    I need running line what do I do?

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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by flytie09 View Post
    I need running line what do I do?
    "Do you come here often? What's your sign?"

    This thread is way too fast for me. I'm starting to hyperventilate.
    Last edited by spm; 01-05-2016 at 08:11 PM.
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    Default Re: The Bad Advice Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by spm View Post
    "Do you come here often? What's your sign?"

    This thread is way to fast for me. I'm starting to hyperventilate.
    Put a plastic bag over your head and count to one thousand ten times.

    How do I get the neighbor's dog to stop barking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mridenour View Post
    Put a plastic bag over your head and count to one thousand ten times.

    How do I get the neighbor's dog to stop barking?

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    Simple. Sneak over to their yard. Dig a 6 ft deep hole and fill it with rattle snakes. Cover with twigs, then leaves and then a big ole' soup bone. Works like a charm.

    I've never fished before and want to try this thing called Spey. What is a D loop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flytie09 View Post
    Simple. Sneak over to their yard. Dig a 6 ft deep hole and fill it with rattle snakes. Cover with twigs, then leaves and then a big ole' soup bone. Works like a charm.

    I've never fished before and want to try this thing called Spey. What is a D loop?
    Doesn't matter what a d loop is. What you need is powerbait and a cooler of steel reserve.


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